The Fine Print

Darling, I love when you’re on your best behavior. After introductions, here’s the particulars…

Where can you find me?

I currently reside in New York City and am available worldwide by request. Outside of my usual travels, the only surefire way to see me is to Fly Me to You. Additionally, tours are only finalized with deposits made— If you are interested, do not wait until the last minute!

Getting in touch?

Please be advised that I only communicate through email and that my official accounts are always listed here on my website. I do not talk over messaging apps like signal or telegram, nor do I seek clientele on dating apps— be warned of catfishes! The only way to get access to me is through my booking form.

How can we meet?

The best way to make an introduction is through my booking form. I typically require 48 hours notice for all dates in NYC, and prefer to have a weeks notice for any travel, even within the tri-state. My schedule fills up fast, and I’m rare to reschedule my personal engagements for work. Most dinner dates schedule two to four weeks out, especially if your schedule is less flexible than mine.

After you’ve screened and made the deposit, we can move forward with planning our date! Exciting!

And if we can’t?

Life is unpredictable. My cancellation policy is as follows:

Cancellations before 48 hours must be rescheduled for a date within 30 days of the original booking

  • Cancellations after 48 hours require a 50% fee. After 24 hours, cancellations require a 100% fee.

  • Cancellations for any FMTY booking will forfeit the deposit if they can not be rescheduled

  • In the rare event I have to cancel, your deposit will be refunded immediately

Screening and deposits

Screening is a non-negotiable. All bookings are only finalized after the deposit of 20% is made. I prefer btc or venmo for deposits, but have alternative methods, should you need them. The rest of the rate may be paid in cash, btc, or (if we are acquainted) gold bullion.

FMTY bookings require a 50% deposit. Non FMTY cancellations up to 48 hours forfeit the deposit, and after 48 hours require a 50% fee.

Etiquette

Please leave the remaining amount of the rate in an envelope, laid in clear view. If we are meeting in public first, you may put the rate in a book or small gift bag for added discretion.

Hygiene is tantamount to a good time. In addition to a shower, I will have mouthwash, mints, and towels available to for to you freshen up.

Privacy is one of my most valued luxuries. As a firm believer in our best moments being kept behind closed doors, I have a no review policy.

Additionally, I may ask you to remove your glasses and watch at the beginning of the session. They may be placed face down on the bedside table, or stowed away in a jacket pocket.

Extra Fun

Duos are rate matched to the higher paid companion. We can see one of my friends or one of yours…

Dates that begin before 10am or after 10pm are subject to an additional fee of 800 usd.

Enjoying ourselves? In-hour extensions are available for 1000 usd per additional hour, so long as my schedule allows

Sessions with couples are my regular rate plus 500 usd for bookings under 6 hours. For anything longer, please inquire!